Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
