he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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