Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
