i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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