I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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