i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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