no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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