my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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