I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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