Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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