Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
