everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my being single is dangerous.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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