so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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