I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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