i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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