Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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