i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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