He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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