Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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