She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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