wake up i wanna do it froggy style
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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