is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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