Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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