yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
God, I missed his penis.
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