Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
