so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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