Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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