Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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