I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My dick has a subreddit
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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