He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I forget how to act sober
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