You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
