were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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