I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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