you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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