Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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