just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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