Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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