at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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