careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Found the puke drawer
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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