That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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