Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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