I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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