One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Screwed.edu
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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