party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You were trust falling into bushes
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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