Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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