That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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