: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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