Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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