this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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