But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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