so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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